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A small sample of questions I have to answer on a daily basis…

Deep…how do I drag and drop files in a laptop?
Deep…how do I add reverb to a voice?
Deep…how do I edit this song?
Deep…how do I make this font larger/smaller?
Deep…how do you make your excel sheets colourful?
Deep…why is the volume so soft on these speakers?
Deep…what laptop should I buy?
Deep…which brand of wireless headphones would you recommend?
Deep…what AC should I buy?
Deep…what is a good place to go for dinner?
Deep…what is a blog?
Deep…what is Bon Jovi like?
Deep…why do I keep getting red lines on my word documents when I type?
Deep…what is Porcupine Tree?
Deep…can you suggest some good thrillers to watch over the weekend?
Deep…what is a Bluetooth dongle?
Deep…how many kinds of soya sauce are there?
Deep…how do you pronounce this word?
Deep…how do you download movies/music?
Deep…what is an avi file?
Deep…can my DVD player play avi files?
Deep…how do you make 6 movies fit on one DVD?

Wouldn’t it be great to live in a world where everyone knew more than you did?

I know that’s too much to ask. But I can atleast expect that in this day and age people will use Google search, wikipedia, imdb, something, anything, before they come running to me? How about that lovely little thing called the “Help Menu”, which almost every software has? How about looking for tutorials on the internet? That’s how I learned half of what I know now.

I don’t mind helping someone, but this…?!